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We’ve all been there… You’re at a crowded bar or party trying to get a satisfying alcoholic beverage. You ask around, looking for a host or bartender… or ANYONE for that matter who can help you get a drink. Who do ya gotta blow around here to get a drink?
Witty sarcasm aside, that may not be such a preposterous question. Even worse, you might not be too thrilled to know the answer.
I’m The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here (by T Shirt Hell)
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
See other hilarious drinking shirts from past posts here!
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Tees’d would like to wish everyone out there in the blogosphere a happy Monday!
Oh, who are we kidding…? We all know Monday’s suck ass. And nothing goes better with that bitter taste in your mouth like an ice cold case of the Monday’s. Monday’s lager is anything but smooth, much like everyone’s most hated weekday.
A Case Of The Monday’s (by Jerkass Clothing Company)
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It’s almost time to drop the ball on 2012. Not only did we survive the prophetic Mayan apocalypse, but we also sold a ton of t-shirts this year. Thank you to all of our readers for helping to make Teesd.com a success. A big thank you also to our amazing network of affiliates and artists who continue to provide great content. We have you to thank for making Tees’d the internet’s best place for funny, rude and offensive t-shirts. See you all in 2013!
Happy New Year!
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Drink all the world has to offer and celebrate diversity. This bar friendly t-shirt includes liquor images from around the world. Each bottle of booze is outfitted with cute little hats representing it’s country of origin.
Mexican Tequila, Russian Vodka, American Whiskey, Caribbean Rum, and English Gin. Cheers!
Click here for more great drinking shirts!
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Who hasn’t been here…? Sometimes you just have a bad day (week, month, year) and need a mulligan. It’s said the ‘grass is always greener’ and that’s to be expected if you feel like this carousel horse. So, whether you’re sick of your job, sick on the job or just plain sick because of the job, this shirt knows exactly how you feel. Now show it without saying a word.
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So have you ever heard the joke about the three Dark Lords who walk into a bar? Vader’s the angry drunk, Voldemort is the obnoxious wino and Sauron is the sad reclusive drinker. All of them have come out to the bar to drown their sorrows in beer and spirits.
This funny and inventive t-shirt imagines the villains from Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter out for a drink after a rough day at the office.
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Attention social network junkies! Great news!! You no longer need to rely on your latest status update to show how witty and cynical you are! The Someecard postcards you know and love from Facebook and Twitter are now available as t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, mousepads, coffee mugs and other accessories.
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Feeling like a hot mess? If you’re easily frazzled, predisposed to public embarrassment or the only long term relationship you’ve had was with vodka, you could be hot mess.
Everyone knows at least one hot mess in their lives. There’s no use trying to hide it. Wear it with pride on this ladies only tee from the folks at Look At Me Shirts.
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Are you an absent minded buffoon who frequently forgets things? This tee from T-Shirt Hell, home of the dirtiest most offensive t-shirts on the net is a wearable reminder to always “buy more beer”.
Just look in the mirror and your primary objective will be clear to you as the backward writing rights itself before your eyes.
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy…
You never have to be a dull boy with Jack Torrance’s premium Red Rum. Red Rum is distilled and bottled at the Overlook Hotel, nestled in the quiet wilderness of Sidewinder Colorado, where quality is never overlooked. So next time you’re at the bar, instead of ordering the usual bourbon on the rocks, ask your trustee bartender Lloyd to serve up a glass of Red Rum. One sip and you’ll be seeing double.
This t-shirt comes in two flavors pictured below.
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