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Your friends, family and hell, even your co-workers always see you drunk or slightly inebriated. They might not even know that there’s this whole other sober side to you. It’s like you have this whole other personality hiding just below the surface. One that isn’t slurring, causing a bar fight or conning the bartender out of a free drink. Who knew?
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
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Crisp, Cold and Refreshing. Saber Lite beer is crafted by Master Jedi Brewers and force brewed for a taste that simply can’t be cloned. Drink the Force responsibly.
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In a landmark move to change public perception, The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shocked the media today with the unveiling of their new government office seal. The radical redesign of the ATF logo features Lady Justice, triumphantly brandishing a shotgun while smoking a cigarette and hoisting a beer bottle over her head.
At this afternoon’s press conference, ATF Director Roger Smythe had this to say regarding his agency’s new direction: “Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms’ isn’t just a name — it’s a lifestyle”
The redesign which was partially funded by the NRA, Phillip Morris Company and Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen is part of the ATF’s latest endeavor to appeal to America’s youth. Purchase your official Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shirt today.
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McDonald’s introduces the new 6 piece Happy Meal for adults. The McSix-Pack comes with a half dozen of your favorite beer and a belt buckle bottle opener “toy”. Don’t forget to Super Size your order to the big 40 ounce bottles. The McSix-Pack will have you saying, “I’m lovin’ it”!
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The more things change, the more they stay the same. So pour some beers, brewski‘s or a bottle of your favorite liquor and toast to consistency! At least you know everybody can rely on something.
Check out our Drinking T-shirts category for more alcohol humor and party attire.
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The “See you all at my intervention” t-shirt acknowledges that forgone conclusion that everyone already knows, yet were too uncomfortable to admit.
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Hans Solo’s Finest Corellian Meade. Guaranteed to get you drunk in less than 12 parsecs. It’s the most fun you can have without lederhosen. If challenged to a drinking contest by a “walking carpet”, may we advise to let the wookiee win. Please drink responsibly.
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My life is a very complicated drinking game. It’s more complicated than quarters and requires less skill than beer pong, but the rules remain the same. Drink till you drop cause the party don’t stop.
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This hilarious t-shirt design is a nod to the classic 1950′s movie theater intermission. This mid-movie commercial featured animated popcorn, soda and candy snacks dancing and singing their way to the concession stand for refreshments.
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This anthropomorphic cast of characters has been updated for the youth of today. Instead of going to the lobby, we’re headed to where the party is. And forget about cola, junk food and sweets… Bring on the cigarrettes, beer and dimebags.
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