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A month ago Mr. and Mrs. Namco purchased their dream home… or so they thought. Shortly after moving into the historic Pac-Land Victorian house, the couple began experiencing strange and frightening phenomena. Strange noises echoing throughout the halls, inanimate objects floating across the room and flickering lights.
Desperate for answers the couple took a queue from the hit horror movie franchise Paranormal Activity and decided to install surveillance cameras in each room to monitor any suspicious events. What they discovered was disturbing.
This t-shirt features the colorful ghosts Inky, Blinky and Clyde from the classic arcade coin-op Pac-Man, caught on film invading the startled couple’s bedroom.
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Bruce Campbells Soup is made from 100% cotton and has bits of real evil in every bite. Celebrate darkness today with this original tee and say Mmmmmmm Mmm Evil!
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Have you ever wondered what Rick and the rest of his zombie killing friends do for fun on The Walking Dead? Well, it seems they found a use for all the corpses they leave in their wake. Since ping pong balls are rarer then ammunition, they had to adapt during the zombie apocalypse. Leave it to Daryl to come up with this new twist on a classic drinking game.
Be sure to check out our zombie or Walking Dead related feature shirts.
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Brains… They’re a zombie’s favorite treat. The only problem is they go straight to your hips! What’s a health conscious walker to do?
Fear not dieters of the undead. There’s now a shirt that provides all the nutritional information you need to count those calories while still being able to indulge in the occasional cerebellum.
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From ape to man to zombie, this zombie version of Zallinger’s ‘March of Progress’ lays out evolution the way it will play out over the next decade or so. It’s like getting a secret glimpse in to the future, assuming you’ve accepted that we’ll all evolve into zombies (we will). You wouldn’t want to be the only person ready for the zombie apocalypse, so wear this with pride and share this vital piece if survival knowledge with all your loved ones… or face the wrath of their zombie persona in the future.
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Who doesn’t remember watching celebrity painter Bob Ross paint “happy little trees” with brush strokes of zen-like precision on public television? The ex Airforce officer introduced us to the joy of painting in his TV show of the same name.
It’s no surprise that even after contracting the zombie plague and succumbing to the undead virus that he maintains his peaceful demeanor. Just look at that happy little brain he’s painted for us on his latest canvas.
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Ladies can treat themselves to this spectacularly spooky Jack-O-Lantern design from Design By Humans.
This female only print features creepy pumpkin carvings of all shapes and varieties glowing in the night. Get it now in time for Halloween.
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Happy October t-shirt enthusiasts! Halloween is almost upon us, so from now until All Hallows Eve we’ll be grave digging the internet for shirts with dark, scary humor to get into the spirit.
First up is My Little Apocalypse. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have come to pass judgement on the wicked and damn them to oblivion. They ride on the backs of My Little Pony leaving chaos, destruction and cuteness in their wake.
A white horse carries Death, a red horse kindles the flames of War, a pale horse spreads Pestilence, and a black horse with Famine at it’s heels.
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Your chest will be bursting with happiness when you wear this ultrasound t-shirt. Space age technology and advances in thermo sonogram imaging allow an inside peek into your womb to see the growing alien queen within.
Don’t rush out to purchase a crib or plan a baby shower just yet. Dr. Giger has informed the nurses that the host subject never survives birth. In space, no one can hear you scream. Nobody ever said parenting would be easy.
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It’s been some time since we posted a lost element from the periodic table, but unearthing these orphaned atomic symbols takes time. This is science after all!
So without further adieu we unveil “Zm”, the atomic symbol for zombie. Flesh eating, bone chewing, brain craving re-animated corpses of nightmares. Just combine the “Zm” zombie element with “C” (carbon) from the host to turn it into the walking dead.
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