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How can one simply walk into Mordor only to realize they’ve forgotten the precious One Ring in the Shire? Imagine the embarrassment the forgetful Frodo Baggins would have suffered had the hobbit left Sauron’s evil trinket tucked away in Bag End. The fate of Middle Earth surely would have been different, but it would have made for an interesting story.
Made it to Mount Doom. Forgot Ring in Shire. (by Crazy Dog T Shirts)
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A month ago Mr. and Mrs. Namco purchased their dream home… or so they thought. Shortly after moving into the historic Pac-Land Victorian house, the couple began experiencing strange and frightening phenomena. Strange noises echoing throughout the halls, inanimate objects floating across the room and flickering lights.
Desperate for answers the couple took a queue from the hit horror movie franchise Paranormal Activity and decided to install surveillance cameras in each room to monitor any suspicious events. What they discovered was disturbing.
This t-shirt features the colorful ghosts Inky, Blinky and Clyde from the classic arcade coin-op Pac-Man, caught on film invading the startled couple’s bedroom.
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Tees’d owes no small debt of gratitude to Mr. Bill Murray. The iconic Bill Fucking Murray t-shirt continues to sit atop our best seller list.
The legendary Ghostbuster has been busted in this funny t-shirt from 6dollarshirts. It features the statuesque Murray chiseled into a Carpathian stone bust.
Get yours for the incredibly low cost of $6.00!
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You can’t keep the Han in Hanukkah without his faithful sidekick Jewbacca. Laugh it up with this Chewish wookiee t-shirt featuring everyone’s favorite walking carpet rocking a Yamaka. Oy vey!
Be sure to check out our other featured Star Wars tees.
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Little known fact… Han Solo is Jewish! That’s right! Everyone’s favorite Star Wars smuggler, and pilot of the Millennium Falcon, owns a menorah. Not only that during those eight crazy nights, he makes time to spin the dradle with Chewbacca in between his famous less than 12 parsec Kessel runs. Happy HANukkah!
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What if Middle-earth had Google Maps? Or any type of transportation system? Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf and the rest of the Fellowship would have known exactly where they needed to go to achieve their respective goals. Even signs like this would have at least told them they were on the right path. Of course Gollum and his ‘Precious’ ring may have never been found, but it would have also cut the movie times in half.
Check out our other Mordor and Lord of the Rings related feature shirts.
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Some images speak for themselves. The Ralphie Bunny suit shirt brings back memories of Ralphie’s crappy Christmas gift from the famously 24-hour broadcasted A Christmas Story. We’ve all had at least one. I can probably name my worst three without much thought, but for the givers sake, I won’t name them here. Isn’t it weird that this shirt would make an awesome Christmas gift? Far better than a Red Ryder BB Gun. “You’ll shoot your eye out!” Merry Christmas… Fa Ra Ra Ra Raaaa Ra Ra Ra Raaaa.
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We all own the movie, or at the very least have seen The Princess Bride, so we all know the line. The Princess Bride and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off were both classic sick day movies growing up… some of us may still watch them today. Inconceivable! So we all know Inigo Montoya’s revenge phrase for the Six-Fingered Man. This t-shirt manages to tie up this famous line on a simple ice-breaker name tag… perfect for your next opportunity at networking!
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This shirt is a hysterically cunning play on words. We all know there are those hardcore Christians in the world. They don’t mess around. They’re tough for Christ and kick ass and take names for Jesus. You’ll definitely pique their interest when they see the large lettering of this shirt. But the real fun starts when they are running up to you proclaiming their love for the Lord and they realize you’re shirt really references your support of the S&M fetish friendly Christian Grey from the popular novel, 50 Shades of Grey. Gotcha!
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If there is one thing we learned from G.I Joe, it’s that “Knowing is Half The Battle.” This t-shirt, based on one of our favorite classic 80′s cartoons and comic, lays out what the ‘other half of the battle’ is via pie chart. So if knowing is half the battle, what’s the other half? After decades of research we now know. Lasers! 25% red lasers. 25% blue lasers. We will all sleep better having reconciled this age-old conundrum. Now you can educate the masses with this informative t-shirt. Get it now and spread the knowledge of the entire battle!
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