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We’ve all been there… You’re at a crowded bar or party trying to get a satisfying alcoholic beverage. You ask around, looking for a host or bartender… or ANYONE for that matter who can help you get a drink. Who do ya gotta blow around here to get a drink?
Witty sarcasm aside, that may not be such a preposterous question. Even worse, you might not be too thrilled to know the answer.
I’m The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here (by T Shirt Hell)
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
See other hilarious drinking shirts from past posts here!
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Tees’d has discovered an overabundance of t-shirts featuring quotes from prominent historical figures throughout the past. These musings from famous people have been lost to the pages history until now. Hence we present our blog feature: Famous Quotes That Time Forgot. A collection of wacky phrases uttered by political leaders, artists and celebrities.
This time we’re showcasing a quote from famous Indian human rights activist Mahatma Gandhi.
“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.” – Gandhi (by tshirthell)
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
See other installments of Famous Quotes That Time Forgot.
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This tee looks like an unassuming top with Kanji lettering. A closer look and a keen eye would prove otherwise. It’s the zen way to tell someone to piss off.
Go Fuck Yourself (by DeezTeez)
See other offensive shirts here!
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Shit Happens T Shirt (by tshirthell)
Shit comes from assholes. Therefore if you are an asshole, shit is bound to happen eventually!
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
See other rude and offensive t-shirts in our offensive category!
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Tees’d has discovered an overabundance of t-shirts featuring quotes from prominent historical figures throughout the past. These musings from famous people have been lost to the pages history until now. Hence, we present our blog feature: Famous Quotes That Time Forgot. A collection of wacky phrases uttered by political leaders, artists and celebrities.
“All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom zoom-zoom and a boom boom” – Abraham Lincoln (by Look At Me Shirts)
See other Famous Quotes That Time Forgot.
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Tees’d has discovered an overabundance of t-shirts featuring quotes from prominent historical figures throughout the past. These musings from famous people have been lost to the pages history until now. Hence, we present our blog feature: Famous Quotes That Time Forgot. A collection of wacky phrases uttered by political leaders, artists and celebrities.
“This shit writes itself” – William Shakespeare (by Headline Shirts)
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Yes my shirt does say “fuck” on it. It also says cunt twat and machine washable. Thanks for noticing.
T-Shirt Hell is the premier place to find shockingly offensive t-shirts. See all of their filthy designs here.
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
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You can’t keep the Han in Hanukkah without his faithful sidekick Jewbacca. Laugh it up with this Chewish wookiee t-shirt featuring everyone’s favorite walking carpet rocking a Yamaka. Oy vey!
Be sure to check out our other featured Star Wars tees.
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This shirt is a hysterically cunning play on words. We all know there are those hardcore Christians in the world. They don’t mess around. They’re tough for Christ and kick ass and take names for Jesus. You’ll definitely pique their interest when they see the large lettering of this shirt. But the real fun starts when they are running up to you proclaiming their love for the Lord and they realize you’re shirt really references your support of the S&M fetish friendly Christian Grey from the popular novel, 50 Shades of Grey. Gotcha!
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