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Isn’t it time for America to vote on what really matters? Weed and Blowjobs. For a candidate that won’t suck or blow smoke up your ass (despite their names). Tees’d approves this message.
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
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Bath salts may very well be to blame for the rash of 2012 zombie attack incidents reported throughout the United States.
There was the story about the freak who ate 75% of a homeless man’s face. Then there was the guy from Texas who assaulted his family before eating his dog. And who could forget the New York woman who snorted bath salts and went on a cannibalistic rage, trying to eat a police officer alive!
The Zombie Apocalypse is truly upon us. If bath salts give YOU the munchies too, this t-shirt will make a perfect napkin for your flesh eating tendencies. The design is based on the movie poster for George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead.
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This classic red and blue toned t-shirt features the simulated torso of the Spiderman’s costume… with a psychedelic twist! Bring out your inner hippie with this tie-dyed coloration of this ‘amazing’ tee! Here at Teesd.com, we heard that this was the route they were going to go with this most recent reboot of the franchise. Peter Parker was going to be all about feeling good and free and…and just….he just wants you to mellow out, really. I mean, is it that appalling to enjoy nature and grow your own organic food? Heck no! And, I have to say, Spiderman’s new approach to fighting crime seems to be working. Usually, he hangs the criminals in a ball of webbing from a lamp post for the police and calls it a day. Now Spiderman asks them if their mothers would appreciate this propensity towards criminal behavior. A lot of them just turn themselves in, these days.
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In a landmark move to change public perception, The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shocked the media today with the unveiling of their new government office seal. The radical redesign of the ATF logo features Lady Justice, triumphantly brandishing a shotgun while smoking a cigarette and hoisting a beer bottle over her head.
At this afternoon’s press conference, ATF Director Roger Smythe had this to say regarding his agency’s new direction: “Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms’ isn’t just a name — it’s a lifestyle”
The redesign which was partially funded by the NRA, Phillip Morris Company and Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen is part of the ATF’s latest endeavor to appeal to America’s youth. Purchase your official Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shirt today.
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The “See you all at my intervention” t-shirt acknowledges that forgone conclusion that everyone already knows, yet were too uncomfortable to admit.
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Drugs are bad, mmm-kay? But if you celebrate, give Mary Jane our regards!
Also be sure to check out other 420, weed and pothead gear under our Stoner T-Shirts category.
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This hilarious t-shirt design is a nod to the classic 1950′s movie theater intermission. This mid-movie commercial featured animated popcorn, soda and candy snacks dancing and singing their way to the concession stand for refreshments.
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This anthropomorphic cast of characters has been updated for the youth of today. Instead of going to the lobby, we’re headed to where the party is. And forget about cola, junk food and sweets… Bring on the cigarrettes, beer and dimebags.
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The Angry Birds and the evil green egg stealing pigs have finally found some common ground. The Angry Birds are fired up in a very different way in this new arrival from T-Shirt Hell.
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