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Brains…  They’re a zombie’s favorite treat.  The only problem is they go straight to your hips!  What’s a health conscious walker to do?

Fear not dieters of the undead.  There’s now a shirt that provides all the nutritional information you need to count those calories while still being able to indulge in the occasional cerebellum.

Brain Nutritional Facts T-Shirt

 

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You know, there are plenty of ways to settle disagreements.  You might say there’s different strokes for different folks.  Or let’s agree to disagree.  In more extreme cases, you might just tell your sorely misunderstood friend to shove it straight up their ass.

Me personally?  I’d prefer to let my t-shirt do the talking.  Take this one for example.  You say tomato, I say fuck you!  Whew…  I feel better already!

Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.

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He doesn’t want to taco ’bout it.  But don’t worry…  It’s nacho problem.

I Don't Wanna Taco Bout It T-Shirt

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In keeping with the unintentional cupcake theme this week, we’re featuring this clever parody of everybody’s favorite dynamic duo disguised as cupcakes!  Cupcake versions of Batman and Robin are emblazoned across the chest of this silver tee from Snorg as they rush to the Cupcave.

Utility belt not included…

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Tees’d continues it’s scientific quest for lost elements that up until this point have eluded researchers for decades.

Behold “Bn”, the atomic symbol for BACON!  It’s the yummiest element of them all.  Without bacon we wouldn’t have BLT’s, club sandwiches, bacon egg and cheese, bacon flavored milkshakes or even Kevin Bacon!  We’d all be doomed to eat Canadian bacon instead, which is a fate worse than death.

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Cows are cute but burgers, steaks and Slim-Jims are tasty!

Vegans and PETA be-damned…  Meat may be murder, but it sure is yummy when it’s mooing on my plate.

 

 

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Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you…  That other guy.  You right there!  Yes, YOU.  Do you like tacos?

Go ask ten regular dudes if they like tacos… Probably everyone of them will say that they like tacos…

I mean who doesn’t like tacos? If you don’t then you’re weird… In our book at least. Then again, we are a little weird ourselves. I digress.

If you are one of us normal folk who actually like good shit (like tacos) why not check out this shirt from T-Shirt Hell.  They also have lots of other non-taco related tees, but that’s not the topic of this post, IS IT?!

So in summary…  Tacos.  They’re awesome.

 

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