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We’ve all been there…  You’re at a crowded bar or party trying to get a satisfying alcoholic beverage.  You ask around, looking for a host or bartender… or ANYONE for that matter who can help you get a drink.  Who do ya gotta blow around here to get a drink?

Witty sarcasm aside, that may not be such a preposterous question.  Even worse, you might not be too thrilled to know the answer.

I’m The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here (by T Shirt Hell)

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here T Shirt

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Tees’d has discovered an overabundance of t-shirts featuring quotes from prominent historical figures throughout the past.  These musings from famous people have been lost to the pages history until now.  Hence we present our blog feature: Famous Quotes That Time Forgot.  A collection of wacky phrases uttered by political leaders, artists and celebrities.

This time we’re showcasing a quote from famous Indian human rights activist Mahatma Gandhi.

“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.” – Gandhi (by tshirthell)

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How can one simply walk into Mordor only to realize they’ve forgotten the precious One Ring in the Shire?  Imagine the embarrassment the forgetful Frodo Baggins would have suffered had the hobbit left Sauron’s evil trinket tucked away in Bag End.  The fate of Middle Earth surely would have been different, but it would have made for an interesting story.

Made it to Mount Doom.  Forgot Ring in Shire. (by Crazy Dog T Shirts)

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This tee looks like an unassuming top with Kanji lettering.  A closer look and a keen eye would prove otherwise.  It’s the zen way to tell someone to piss off.

Go Fuck Yourself (by DeezTeez)

Go F*ck Yourself

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Are you an animal person?  Whether you fancy yourself a dog person or a cat person, you can show off your inner animal with these classic shirts from Bustedtees.

I'm a dog person by Busted Tees

I'm a dog person by Busted Tees

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Shit Happens T Shirt (by tshirthell)

Shit comes from assholes.  Therefore if you are an asshole, shit is bound to happen eventually!

Shit happens... Not to me.  Just the rest of you assholes

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We’re kicking off 2013 with a “Big Bang” and another famous installment of Teesd.com’s Lost Elements of the Periodic Table.  This feature takes an in depth, scientific look at the atomic symbols that never quite made the cut when the periodic table of elements was created and the tees that are inspired by them.

BaZnGa! (by Snorgtees) – The chemical formula for a deviously clever and ingeniously executed practical joke.

Big Bang Theory Inspired T-Shirt

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It’s almost time to drop the ball on 2012. Not only did we survive the prophetic Mayan apocalypse, but we also sold a ton of t-shirts this year. Thank you to all of our readers for helping to make Teesd.com a success. A big thank you also to our amazing network of affiliates and artists who continue to provide great content. We have you to thank for making Tees’d the internet’s best place for funny, rude and offensive t-shirts. See you all in 2013!

2013 Sucks Already NYE Shirt

Happy New Year!

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If liking things before they were cool makes you a hipster, this ultimate hipster shirt by Look At Me Shirts might make you a hipster wrapped in another hipster.

I liked liking things before they were cool before liking things before they were cool was cool.

My brain hurts…

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Tees’d has discovered an overabundance of t-shirts featuring quotes from prominent historical figures throughout the past.  These musings from famous people have been lost to the pages history until now.  Hence, we present our blog feature: Famous Quotes That Time Forgot.  A collection of wacky phrases uttered by political leaders, artists and celebrities.

“This shit writes itself” – William Shakespeare (by Headline Shirts)

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