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How can one simply walk into Mordor only to realize they’ve forgotten the precious One Ring in the Shire?  Imagine the embarrassment the forgetful Frodo Baggins would have suffered had the hobbit left Sauron’s evil trinket tucked away in Bag End.  The fate of Middle Earth surely would have been different, but it would have made for an interesting story.

Made it to Mount Doom.  Forgot Ring in Shire. (by Crazy Dog T Shirts)

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If liking things before they were cool makes you a hipster, this ultimate hipster shirt by Look At Me Shirts might make you a hipster wrapped in another hipster.

I liked liking things before they were cool before liking things before they were cool was cool.

My brain hurts…

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There’s a pole.  It requires no decoration.  We find tinsel distracting.  Let the airing of grievances commence!

Festivus For The Rest Of Us

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I Survived The Mayan Apocalypse T-ShirtForget “Happy New Year” this December 21st.  These are the end times!  According to the Mayan calendar anyway…

12/21/2012 is the day that the world is supposed to end.  Some say there will be a cataclysmic cosmic event that will trigger destructive weather patterns and climate changes not seen since the last Ice Age.  Others believe we will be invaded by aliens from outer space.

Still, there’s a distinct possibility (however unlikely) that some of us will still be around on December 22nd.  Those of us still standing will certainly have something to brag about.  Proudly show off your survivability in the face of earth’s doom with this official I Survived The Mayan Apocalypse t-shirt.

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300 This Is Sparta Star Wars Parody T-ShirtCan you believe that Tees’d has already reached 300 posts, bringing you a daily dose of the funniest and best t-shirts available anywhere?  It’s been less than a year since our relaunch and we just want to thank all of our readers and affiliate partners for their support.

In celebration of this milestone, it would only be appropriate to post a t-shirt inspired by the Frank Miller’s 300.  But why stop there?  How about we inject a little Star Wars humor into the mix?

Probably the most memorable scene in 300 hundred involved Spartan Warrior King Leonidas triumphantly kicking an unfortunate Persian messenger off a cliff while shouting, “this is Sparta”!

As deadly as Spartan soldiers were, they’re quite tame next to the blood thirsty ewoks from Return of the Jedi.  Want proof?  Just check out our featured tee depicting the primitive teddy bears from a galaxy far far away savagely booting Imperial Stormtroopers and AT-ST’s off a cliff on the forest moon of Endor.

THIS IS ENDOR!!!!  Yub Nub.

This Is Endor 300 T-Shirt

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Welcome to another installment of Teesd.com’s Lost Elements of the Periodic Table feature.  In these segments we take an in depth, scientific look at the atomic symbols that never quite made the cut when the periodic table of elements was created and the tees that are inspired by them.

Our next element should be familiar to fans of Walker Texas Ranger or most recently The Expendables 2.  That’s right, it could be none other than the lone wolf merchant of pain himself, Chuck Norris.  The atomic symbol “CN” makes it possible to feel it when Chuck Norris “pokes” you on Facebook.  Some people say Chuck Norris’s feats of strength are exaggerated.  Those “some people” are now dead!

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Attention social network junkies!  Great news!!  You no longer need to rely on your latest status update to show how witty and cynical you are! The  Someecard postcards you know and love from Facebook and Twitter are now available as t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, mousepads, coffee mugs and other accessories.

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Even if you’re burdened with glorious purpose, your puny army is no match for The Hulk.

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Hey, we just found these.  And this is crazy.  But here’s some t-shirts.  So wear them maybe?

Keep Calm And Call Me Maybe T-Shirt

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Set phasers for stunning!

This Nerdy Thoughts tee includes numerous references as seen through the mind of your average Nerd.  All the usual suspects are here including nods to Lord of the Rings, Back to The Future, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Legend of Zelda and more.  It’s like they asked us to think of the most awesome nerdy shirt and then read our minds.

 

Inside The Mind Of A Nerd T-Shirt

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