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We’ve all been there… You’re at a crowded bar or party trying to get a satisfying alcoholic beverage. You ask around, looking for a host or bartender… or ANYONE for that matter who can help you get a drink. Who do ya gotta blow around here to get a drink?
Witty sarcasm aside, that may not be such a preposterous question. Even worse, you might not be too thrilled to know the answer.
I’m The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here (by T Shirt Hell)
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
See other hilarious drinking shirts from past posts here!
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Tees’d has discovered an overabundance of t-shirts featuring quotes from prominent historical figures throughout the past. These musings from famous people have been lost to the pages history until now. Hence we present our blog feature: Famous Quotes That Time Forgot. A collection of wacky phrases uttered by political leaders, artists and celebrities.
This time we’re showcasing a quote from famous Indian human rights activist Mahatma Gandhi.
“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.” – Gandhi (by tshirthell)
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
See other installments of Famous Quotes That Time Forgot.
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This tee looks like an unassuming top with Kanji lettering. A closer look and a keen eye would prove otherwise. It’s the zen way to tell someone to piss off.
Go Fuck Yourself (by DeezTeez)
See other offensive shirts here!
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Shit Happens T Shirt (by tshirthell)
Shit comes from assholes. Therefore if you are an asshole, shit is bound to happen eventually!
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
See other rude and offensive t-shirts in our offensive category!
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If liking things before they were cool makes you a hipster, this ultimate hipster shirt by Look At Me Shirts might make you a hipster wrapped in another hipster.
I liked liking things before they were cool before liking things before they were cool was cool.
My brain hurts…
Click here to see our other featured hipster tees.
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Tees’d has discovered an overabundance of t-shirts featuring quotes from prominent historical figures throughout the past. These musings from famous people have been lost to the pages history until now. Hence, we present our blog feature: Famous Quotes That Time Forgot. A collection of wacky phrases uttered by political leaders, artists and celebrities.
“This shit writes itself” – William Shakespeare (by Headline Shirts)
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There’s a pole. It requires no decoration. We find tinsel distracting. Let the airing of grievances commence!
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Yes my shirt does say “fuck” on it. It also says cunt twat and machine washable. Thanks for noticing.
T-Shirt Hell is the premier place to find shockingly offensive t-shirts. See all of their filthy designs here.
Editors Note: Warning, some shirts from this link may be offensive and not safe for viewing at work.
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Forget “Happy New Year” this December 21st. These are the end times! According to the Mayan calendar anyway…
12/21/2012 is the day that the world is supposed to end. Some say there will be a cataclysmic cosmic event that will trigger destructive weather patterns and climate changes not seen since the last Ice Age. Others believe we will be invaded by aliens from outer space.
Still, there’s a distinct possibility (however unlikely) that some of us will still be around on December 22nd. Those of us still standing will certainly have something to brag about. Proudly show off your survivability in the face of earth’s doom with this official I Survived The Mayan Apocalypse t-shirt.
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Check out the new catch phrase of the Obama/Biden campaign. Biden said it… and we were all talking about it. No one wants to hear anymore malarkey. Shut them up without even saying a word with this shirt!
Show us some love!
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